What People Are Getting Wrong This Week: Did Dolphins Kidnap a Florida Man?

Breaking news out of Florida: Lee County deputies reportedly arrested a man recently on the beach near the Sanibel Causeway. The unnamed suspect was found dripping wet and drawing detailed diagrams in the sand. He told officials he'd been kidnapped by dolphins, pulled under the surface, and forced to build an underwater city. The man said the Head Dolphin, "Gerald," communicated with him through clicks, and found some way to help him breathe for several days. You can get more details in this TikTok video that's been viewed over five million times in the last few days: It turns out, unsurprisingly, that this story is false: no one was arrested (why would they be arrested, even if this did happen?); the incident never occurred. A patient dolphin expert debunks these and other dolphin claims I talked with Justin Gregg of the Dolphin Communication Project to get to the truth about our aquatic pals (or nemeses?). Gregg is an animal cognition expert, a dolphin scientist, and the author of Are Dolphins Really Smart? . If anyone knows the truth about dolphins' soggy cities, it's Justin Gregg. You May Also Like Stephen Johnson : Do dolphins use humans for construction projects in aquatic environments? Justin Gregg : No. It's insane. Absolutely not. SJ : Do dolphins even live in underwater cities? JG: No, that's also insane. First of all, they don't build anything. They don't have thumbs. SJ : Maybe that's why they need to kidnap people. JG : Look at it this way: Why do humans build shelters? Because it's raining or whatever. Are dolphins protecting themselves from the rain? No. It's already wet. SJ : Okay, but should dolphins live in cities? JG: Dolphins are not stationary animals. They have places to go and things to do. There would be no purpose to them having a city...everything about them is evolved to help them be free swimming animals that live in groups that swim around. It's like asking, why don't dogs fly? SJ: Dolphins have sophisticated hunting behavior, right? They work together in groups to herd fish, for instance. Could they do that to kidnap a person? JG: I don't even know what "kidnap" would mean to a dolphin. Where would they be taking them and why? It's weird. SJ : Changing gears a bit: The dolphin in the story is named "Gerald." Do you know him? JG: Nobody knows Gerald, because Gerald does not exist. SJ : So are you POSITIVE dolphins don't live in underwater cities and call themselves Gerald? JG: Yes, and if you ask any dolphin scientist, you will get the exact same answer. There's no professor somewhere who's going to say, "I've seen the city." Still, the fact that enough people believed the story that the sheriff's office had to issue a statement denying it says something about the strange place dolphins hold in our cultural collective unconscious; if this story was about sea otters, no one would have believed it. Dolphins have been the center of conspiracy theories since the 1960s, when the world's leading dolphin researcher ascribed superhuman powers to the sea mammals. And the kidnapping story is a little like something that actually happened. What do you think so far? Tião, Brazil's murderous dolphin Dolphins may not kidnap people, but they do occasionally get aggressive , and in 1994, a dolphin killed a guy in Brazil . Tião was what's known as a "lone dolphin," a dolphin who likes hanging around with humans instead of his fellow aqua-bois. Tião became a tourist attraction on the beach at Caraguatatuba, where people would swim with him, shove popsicle sticks in his blowhole, and try to pour beer in his mouth (yay, people!). In December 1994, two swimmers, Wilson Reis Pedroso and João Paulo Moreira, apparently took it too far. The pair were reportedly harassing Tião, and the dolphin broke Pedroso's ribs and head-butted Moreira so hard the man died. The dolphin seems to have gotten away with it, too. There was no trial. Tião swam around the town for a few months, as if to say, "I wish someone would ," then left during the summer of that year, most likely having rejoined a pod. Good for him. John C. Lilly: the man behind the weird things people believe about dolphins If you've ever wondered why your mushroom dealer has a dolphin tattoo on her ankle, you can thank one man: John C. Lilly . Lilly is the inventor of the sensory isolation tank, and the father of dolphin-based conspiracy theories. "He was a medical doctor who found out that dolphins had large brains," Gregg said. "That was a big deal when it was discovered in the 60s. They started doing experiments and saying they're pretty good at learning stuff, like dogs." But John Lilly took it further. Lilly believed dolphins were smarter than dogs, and smarter than humans. It was the 1960s, so Lilly's ideas were taken seriously by serious people, at least at first. "He was beloved for a couple of years...he actually got a lot of money from the government, from NASA, to study dolphins, because he said, 'i