9 Funniest 'White Chicks' Scenes & Quotes
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I think I just woke up to the best news, and I need to talk about it—but let me start from the beginning. Everyone has that one movie they keep going back to; their comfort watch. For me, it’s White Chicks. And no, I will not be accepting any judgment because we all know that movie is a classic, come on.
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So imagine my state when I randomly came across a podcast where Marlon Wayans casually dropped some very important hints. With Scary Movie 6 hitting theatres this June (already excited, obviously), he said that if it does well, they’re ready to go all in—with White Chicks 2 and even Don’t Be a Menace 2.
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I’m sorry, are you hearing this? We might actually be getting White Chicks 2??? Naturally, this sent me spiraling in the best way possible, so I had to go back and do a rundown of the funniest moments from White Chicks—the ones I still quote way more than I should. Here we go!
1.
When Marcus basically invented the most ridiculous excuse for falling asleep mid-conversation with Gina.
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Now, whenever I fall asleep mid-conversation, I just say, "I was visualizing your words."
2.
When we were introduced to the "B.F," which by the way is the only acceptable way to announce a FULL-blown meltdown.
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I'm sorry but, in Tiffany's language, you need to "learn your acronyms."
3.
The time they got catcalled and instantly switched personalities, ending with the most iconic “hold my poodle” moment.
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I mean, you don't need to have an actual poodle for it to make sense. It's just an emotion.
4.
When the fake Wilson sisters got into a "your mother" roast battle with the Vandergeld sisters.
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5.
The time “A Thousand Miles” came on in the car and suddenly everyone was singing like their life depended on it.
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This scene proved that no matter who we are, we've all vibe-screamed this track in the car.
But real question—do you find yourself going back to Terry Crews’ version more? Be honest!
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6.
The time Latrell suggested a salad, and Tiffany responded with the most detailed, extra order that just kept going.
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7.
The time Gina caught Marcus wearing a bra, and he somehow passed it off as a “government issue” holster.
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Did ya'll not know? Bras are old school, it’s holsters from now on.
8.
The time the Vandergeld sisters found out their dad was broke and had to clarify if it was Martha Stewart broke or full-on MC Hammer broke.
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If your friend says they’re broke and you hit them with this question and they just stare at you like you’ve lost it… yeah, it might be time to get new friends.
9.
The time Latrell found out the truth about fake Tiffany, completely missed the point, and turned it into “the deception! the betrayal!” instead.
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I’m so ready for White Chicks 2. BRB, going to pray to every possible god out there to make this happen. In the meantime, tell me—what’s your favourite hilarious scene that didn’t make this list? Drop it in the comments!
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