110 Best 'Star Wars' Jokes To Make Even A Sith Lord Laugh
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The Star Wars universe spans half a century, and from A New Hope all the way to The Mandalorian & Grogu, the number of iconic quotes, unforgettable moments, and hilarious jokes that come with every release has only grown. Whether it's a clever play on the names of fan-favorite Star Wars characters, an inside joke only die-hard fans would understand, or a well-known reference even newbies can laugh at, the potential for Star Wars jokes is pretty much limitless.
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In honor of that, we've searched far and wide to compile a list of the best Star Wars jokes in the galaxy. So, May the Fourth be with you as you make your way through these jokes, and be prepared to "laugh it up, fuzzball."
Note: Some responses came from this Reddit thread, this one, and this one.
1.
"How did Darth Vader know what he was getting for Christmas? He had felt his presents."
—RossTheNinja
2.
"If Ani is short for Anakin and Obi is short for Obi-Wan, then what is Luke short for? A stormtrooper."
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—n0tarusky
3.
"Why did Star Wars release episodes 3,4,6, and then 1,2,3? Because in charge of scheduling Yoda was."
—soundchapp
4.
"Where did Luke Skywalker buy his new arm? At the second hand store!"
—MoochoMaas
5.
"What is a stormtrooper's favorite store? The one next to Target."
—normally_innocent
6.
"How did Darth Vader know Luke was his son? He had a dad feeling about it."
—StarWarTrekCraft
7.
How long has Anakin Skywalker been evil? Since the Sith Grade.
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8.
"What do you call it when Han Solo meets two of his clones? Han Trio!"
—Senormilagro
9.
"I don't care for Star Wars jokes. They all feel really forced."
—WiseAxe01
10.
"Did you know that C-3PO was the best friend Anakin ever made?"
—StarWarTrekCraft
11.
Why should you never tell jokes on the Falcon? The ship might crack up.
12.
"How do you get down from a bantha? You don’t! You get down from a goose."
—MoochoMaas
13.
"Where do Sith lords shop? At the Darth Mall."
—StarWarTrekCraft
14.
"What did Yoda say when he saw himself in 1080p? HDMI."
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—RossTheNinja
15.
"Why should you never get a Twi'lek to do the coin toss before a football game? They can't tell heads from tails."
—StarWarTrekCraft
16.
What’s Jar Jar Binks’ favorite meal? Miso soup.
17.
"My whole life I thought Chewbacca was an Ewok. Wookie mistake."
—DenisMcK
18.
"What is Yoda’s last name? Layheehu."
—Sad_Refrigerator3
19.
What do you call an invisible droid? C-through-PO.
20.
"Which Star Wars character had the worst language? R2D2. They had to bleep out everything it said."
—ICWhatsNUrP
21.
"Why should Kylo Ren have worn sunscreen? It protects you from harmful Reys."
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—StarWarTrekCraft
22.
"How do Jedi open PDF files? With Adobe-Wan Kenobi."
—StarWarTrekCraft
23.
"If you want a May The Fourth joke outta me, you’re looking in Alderaan places."
—Whiskkas
24.
"What did Obi-Wan say at the rodeo? Use the horse, Luke!"
—MoochoMaas
25.
"Did you enjoy your Wookiee steak son? It was a little chewie."
—Personal-Tea7226
26.
"How does an Ewok cross the road? Ewoks!"
—jamerijoru
27.
"Why did Yoda like sheep? Degobah."
—StarWarTrekCraft
28.
"Did you hear about Darth Vader's sister? Her name is Ella, Ella Vader."
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—MoochoMaas
29.
"The midichlorian is the force house of the cell."
—AsterControl
30.
"How is duct tape like the force? It has a light side, a dark side, and it binds the galaxy together."
—IOrocketscience
31.
"Which Star Wars character would make the best pirate? Arrrrrrr2D2."
—FernBlueEyes
32.
"What do you call a potato that has turned to the dark side? Darth Tater."
—MoochoMaas
33.
"What's the internal temperature of a Taun-Taun? Lukewarm."
—ellasfella68
34.
"Yoda. Who’s telling this joke?"
—dave_is_afraid
35.
"How do Ewoks communicate over long distances? With Ewokie Talkies."
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—MoochoMaas
36.
"Did you know that Hoth used to be a tropical planet, popular with the hipster crowd? They were in to Hoth before it was cool."
—StarWarTrekCraft
37.
"Knock Knock. 'Who's there?' Yoda lady. 'Yoda lady who?' 'YODALADEEOWHO!'"
—Alarming_Ad1746
38.
Why was Darth Vader bad at sports? He always choked.
39.
"Wanted to make a Star Wars joke... But I didn't wanna force it."
—knkiss
40.
"My wife said she would leave me if I didn't stop telling Star Wars jokes. Divorce is strong with her."
—DaVunilaGuril